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Candy Kane was 45 minutes late again, so I pulled over to give the rebellious teen a good talking to! Her parents are paying me good money to take the disobedient student through her lessons, if only she would show up to learn! With a little effort, she could be one of my best students. Today she told me it was all bollocks, she feels like she's in school, and that I should just chill because it doesn't matter! She even asked to stop for burgers at one point to cure her hangover! Some attitude when commandeering a weapon in public. All of this missed time has left her unprepared for her test, but you know what happened when I told her that? The little tart asked if I'd noticed her big tits before. Said I looked cute in my geeky glasses. I knew what she was doing, she'd been flirting with me for weeks! I'd promised myself I wouldn't do it, but there they were, her hands on my cock. The smell of her hair. Those tits. Fuck, her parents will have me strung up! If only she'd spent enough time on her road practice as she did on learning how to give sloppy, deepthroat blowjobs, we would have been done with all of it already! I am so getting fired now.
When new LearnFDS student Busty Cookie joked about having two extra airbags, it took me a moment to realize she was talking about her incredible 40HH boobs! But it hardly stopped the cheeky tart from nearly driving the mean orange machine into a tree. To say today was wild would be an understatement. A charmer with a good sense of humour, sneaky Busty had designs on my cock before she even got in the car--except I didn't know it yet. After taking her through the basics for first-time drivers, she even insisted she sit on my lap to practice, like that lunatic parolee Harmony Reigns! And after some insane attempts at changing gears, I was forced to inform Busty that she would need at least 10 to 20 lessons. That's when the truth came out. Cookie confessed I looked like her ex, so she'd sought me out for lessons, but she didn't really care about them, as long as she was with me! Next thing I knew she was kissing me and stroking my cock and putting those gargantuan tits in my face--they were as big as my head! I can still see that amazing juicy ass bouncing on my dick. Well, at least she mastered one kind of stick shift today...
Misha and I might have bonded over our shared love of pizza, but the cute art student almost blew out the engine on the LearnFDS car! Let this be a lesson to all prospective students: do not stomp on the accelerator, and do not wear heavy boots to your lessons! Misha needed to learn the basics, like where the clutch is, and how to safely put the vehicle in motion, but the pretty blonde had trouble finding the biting point, and almost set the mean orange machine on fire. She seemed like a really sweet lass, but she would need at least 20 lessons to be safe on the road. Like many of my learners, Misha thought that was overboard, and wondered if there was anything she could do to fast track to her license. She offered me free pizza whenever I want, and since it was a national holiday--pizza and blowjob day, I think it's called--and Misha didn't get angry at my lewd suggestion of sucking my cock, we had a lovely rest of the lesson, complete with some very hardcore fucking! I can safely say that if she's half as good at delivering pizza as she is at delivering orgasms, she'll make a mint off her new license. And now I get free pies whenever I want. Chicken and sweetcorn. Ham and pineapple. Mmm. Mushroom and onion...
Every day is a trip in the LearnFDS car, but today took the cake--or should I say, the creampie? Gorgeous glamour model Michelle Thorne, a deliciously busty MILF with incredible tits, was looking for Advanced Driving lessons to improve her insurance premium, but had developed some awful driving habits over the years! She crossed her hands over the wheel, looked at her phone, over-revved the engine, and, maybe worst of all, repeatedly insulted the LearnFDS car, calling it "weird" and other such nonsense. When I told Michelle she'd be better off starting with basic lessons, she wanted to find another way to work it out, and put her hand on my pants, only to find my cock hard! I tried to apologize! It was just a natural reaction to her figure, after all, but Miss Michelle had other plans. Before I knew it, I had those massive tatas in my mouth, in my hands, around my cock. She rode me like a banshee, and squirted like a water fountain! I'll just tell my bosses I spilled some flavoured water or something...and hopefully she remembers the little I taught her before she faces one of our examiners!
Curly-haired brunette cutie Lola Rae claims to have taken driving lessons before coming to LearnFDS, but you would never tell! She couldn't use the clutch, forgot all about the handbrake, and didn't change gears properly. We ended up going backwards several times towards a tree, and at one point, Lola even let my mean orange machine hit the curb! I found myself yelling at the little sweetheart. I tried to explain to Lola that she would need a lot of lessons, but it turned out, she was interested in something else from me. So apparently some videos of my lessons have been showing up online that are, let's say, for argument's sake, somewhat less than professional. And apparently Lola saw some of these videos and developed a little crush on yours truly. I mean, I thought the little darling was shy, but before I knew it, she was flashing me her pierced nipples and offering to deepthroat my cock! So I did it again. I fucked a learner. Just 19 years old. But I will tell you this: this time, I won't be stupid enough to send the video to my mate!
Ryan Ryder sent Chantelle Fox for an Advanced Driving Exam today, and as is generally the case when it comes to his students, she was not at all prepared. What was surprising, however, was Chantelle's over-familiar way of speaking, and her comments that my cleavage was distracting because, unlike the women on whatever estate she hails from, I am not a "tracksuit-wearing motherfucker." And to top it off, her driving habits were nothing short of atrocious, she refused to take instruction, and at one point nearly ran someone over! I can honestly say I have never been so petrified in all of my examinations. Chantelle was adamant that her failure was the fault of Ryan, who had given her one lesson and now has blocked her calls for some reason. But when she mentioned she'd been referred to us by one Harmony Reigns, who I quite enjoy, I thought I would throw Chantelle a bone--well, more specifically, a big black strap-on I'd been hoping to try out on one of my lovers! I fucked the saucy little minx all over the FDS car, and had such a lovely orgasm, I gave her a pass. After all, any friend of hot-and-horny Harmony is a friend of mine!